The H2O Patriot has become our baseline standard for what a non-silicone toy should be. With a detailed and veiny shaft, a moderately powerful and quiet motor, plus a very bendy TPE body, it's your no-nonsense all-purpose toy for when you need a full-size vibrating dildo without spending a fortune.
2xAA batteries (included) go into the base, and a twist control offers multi-speed vibrations from the motor located right at the head of the realistically-shaped shaft. The Patriot has about 5.5 inches or so of insertable length, and a thick 1.5 inch diameter mid section - a little above average for a toy in this class, and a welcome upgrade from smaller offerings.
If you're rough with your toys or appreciate waterproof design, the Patriot provides both an extremely flexible shaft that always returns to it original shape, and a sealed battery compartment for safe use in the shower or tub. Discretion is also very good, with only a medium volume at full speed. While not as powerful as some of our other toys, the H2O Patriot provides great value for money.