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John Holmes UR3 Cock

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John Holmes is part myth and part legend in the adult industry, but the one thing that everyone agrees upon is that he had an exceptionally large penis. Based on over 2200 adult film performances, this super-realistic twelve-and-a-half inch reproduction is an accurate representation of one of the most famous cocks in history. If you want the biggest and the best - and you're up for it - he's ready to take home tonight!

With a staggering 9.5 inch insertable length and an 8-inch girth (2.5 inch diameter), you'll want to make room in your schedule for recovery, because this monster cock will take up all your energy! The amazing UR3 Sil-a-Gel Thermoplastic Elastomer material is incredibly realistic, with a velvet-soft texture that gives that pliable impression of skin layers moving over soft tissue. The subtle paint work enhances the moulded veins and sensitive head, while the tight balls form a firm base to the whole package.

Flexible enough to remain comfortable, but firm enough to defeat gravity, this dildo is truly The King, and John Holmes himself would be proud to know that women everywhere can continue to enjoy what made him famous in the 60's and 70's. Featuring a strong suction cup base and coming with a complimentary cloth bag and renewing powder sample, this giant dildo is one of the 8 wonders of the adult world and yours to conquer whenever you feel up to the challenge!

  • John Holmes 12.5 inch Realistic Cock Dildo
  • UR3 (Ultra-Real 3.0) Material
  • Latex, Cadmium and Phthalate-Free TPE
  • Made in the USA by Doc Johnson
  • Sil-A-Gel formula - non-toxic and anti-bacterial
  • Suction Cup Base
  • Insertable Length: 24.5cm (9.5 inches)
  • Insertable Width: 6.4cm (2.5 inches)
  • Total Length: 32cm (12.5 inches)
  • Colour: Beige (white skin tone)
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Dildo: Product Overview
Length:
24.5cm Insertable / 32cm Total
Width:
6.4cm Insertable
Material:
UR3 (TPE)
Vibrating Shaft:
No (Non-Vibrating Dildo)
Waterproof:
Yes
Other Features:
Ultra-Realistic with a Suction Cup Base
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John Holmes UR3 Cock - John Holmes' monster 12.5" cock in Ultra-Realistic 3.0 material
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